How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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