This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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