I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
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There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
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honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
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