she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
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I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
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Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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