No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
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operation have a gay friend backfired
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
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Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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