Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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