Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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