You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
