i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
this just has baby written all over it
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
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i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
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I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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