Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
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so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
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She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
If I die, sorry about rent.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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