My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
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