I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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