Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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