Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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