Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
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wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
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Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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