Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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