were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Randomize
