My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
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Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
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Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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