I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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