Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
and she was petting her beer can
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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