Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
