No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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