Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
