This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
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some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
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Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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