I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
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I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
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If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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