Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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