I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
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how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
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we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
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