dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
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The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
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And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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