im gay
i know
yea but for you.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
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i'm lost and i look like a hooker
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
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Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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