Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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