I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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