it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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