Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I was not drunk enough for that final.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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