Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
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My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
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I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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