Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
one might say we're banned from that church
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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