just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
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And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
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We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night