Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(410): View more from Maryland

Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy

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(970): View more from Colorado

we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome

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(407): View more from Florida

We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.

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(315): View more from New York

i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.

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(951): View more from California

This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.

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(816): View more from Missouri

Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"

(516): View more from New York

Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton

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(734): View more from Michigan

Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.

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