Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
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This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
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I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.