Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
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everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
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I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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