I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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