I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I could make wine with my vomit
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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