In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
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Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
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I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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