So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
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She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
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I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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