Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
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From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
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Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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