Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I lost the right to judge tonight
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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