Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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