He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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