you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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