With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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