Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Randomize
