Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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