If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
i think i just lost a toe