Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
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Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
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She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked