I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
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Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
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Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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