So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
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if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
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Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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